sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

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dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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(via ruinedchildhood)

When someone asks if something’s wrong

paging-doctor-assbutt:

Wanna talk about it?

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Are you sure?

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Are you really, really sure?

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thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

(via dreamychocolateprincess)

kittehkats:

Delicatin Mai Tai, a smiling Devon Rex kitten. © Heikki Siltala
 Found on catza.net

kittehkats:

Delicatin Mai Tai, a smiling Devon Rex kitten. © Heikki Siltala

Found on catza.net

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shut-up-karen:

isimonito:

theannieplanet:

cutting-will-always-be-my-life:

All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me

It’s sad some people think like this I want to give them a hug

I feel EXACTLY like this sometimes and it kills me. (Kinda felt like this last night tbh but oh well)

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floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

(via ruinedchildhood)

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

(via deadnepetastuck)

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

(via thesunmaid)

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

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